you know people ask me all the time: “kermit, what’s going on with you and miss piggie? what’s the deal with bert and ernie? how do you feel about the hand up your ass?”
*taps ashes off cig*
i tell them to mind they damn business. i used to be a real superstar, you know? i’m a legend now. a legend. my life will be infamous for generations, you understand, cats?
i don’t do interviews because you fools don’t ask good questions. you don’t ask about the hustle and flow no mo’. you don’t ask about this artwork i do called comedy.
*sips coffee*
basically, what i’m saying is, fuck y’all.
Keeeermit
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Prettyyy muchh… <3 <3
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seeing as tho EVERY Burger had something to do with Wisconsin…. i HAD to reblog it! Always reppinn’
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# 15 , 13, 10 are the worst ones. :(
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we don’t get to choose who we fall for. They may mistreat us, ignore us or hurt us, but we stay with them. Why? It’s not because we’re stupid or we enjoy getting hurt, It’s because we can see the good in them, it’s because despite all the arguments, they are the ones who make us feel a certain way that no one else can & we value that feeling, & because our brains won’t allow them to leave our minds, & our hearts won’t allow them to leave our lives.
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